Total Medals Earned: 8,683 (From 1,216 different games.) Total Medal Score: 142,280 Points
Medals Earned: 5/9 (130/355 points)
Terrible Game
Bad Game
Good Game
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Nice Game
Great Game
Perfect Game
Medals Earned: 1/2 (25/75 points)
Win The Anger Game
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Complete the first chapter of The Bar
Medals Earned: 14/14 (400/400 points)
Beat the shit outa your axe with the A.T.P. agent.
Beat the shit outa the A.T.P. agent with your axe.
Rip the first dude's head off.
Perform The Beast's signature smiley fatality.
Shotgun rape the first guy.
Medals Earned: 4/7 (25/40 points)
Chainsaw the children
Ever wanted to know what's inside of a Castle Crasher helmet?
You found the Medal Medal!
Find all the Bruhbarians
Thank you for the frontpage! Find this medal and feel the glory.
Congrats you found the Preloader Medal
You found the secret Mr.Mabs on the Menu
Medals Earned: 11/12 (245/295 points)
Decide to play the game.
Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Try to grab all the tables.
Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Finish the game in under 2 minutes.
Medals Earned: 3/16 (65/455 points)
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Lose Wilson too early.
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Beat the entire game.
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/115 points)
Kill 20 enemies
Kill the first boss
Complete the game
Kill the 3rd Boss
Obtain 20 stars
Medals Earned: 2/12 (15/490 points)
Delicious
Medals Earned: 10/10 (200/200 points)
Get Slayn killed...
Splash Shiris with the payload
Get Orson killed...
Get Etoh killed...
Get Ghim killed...
Get Deedlit killed...
Prove your literacy by clicking the Start button...
Get everyone killed simultaneously...
Unlock Parn
Reveal the Lich with your clever, abstract thinking