Total Medals Earned: 8,683 (From 1,216 different games.) Total Medal Score: 142,280 Points
Medals Earned: 4/5 (25/30 points)
You smacked the Blammer!
You didn't want to hear any background noise
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
You put The Blammer out of his misery
Medals Earned: 20/20 (500/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/60 points)
Sprayed 10+ people away
Your plants have been shat on 5+ times!
Your plants have been shat on 10+ times!
Medals Earned: 5/9 (35/310 points)
share on facebook
win the first stage
share on twitter
kill first boss
for making donation
kill second boss
kill third boss
kill fourth boss
Medals Earned: 2/5 (150/280 points)
Climb to the top of the tower
Complete the game with no deaths
Clear a level after dying five times in it.
Collect all hidden secrets
Achieve a Speedrun Mode time under three minutes
Medals Earned: 9/9 (300/300 points)
Start a new game
Play through one game day
View the game's credits
Sell a good for §6
Make a trade for goods worth §10 or more
Trade for a ship part
At day start, have a completely full cargo hold
Survive a full game week
Escape the station and win the game
Medals Earned: 2/2 (30/30 points)
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 1/2 (25/30 points)
Medals Earned: 6/10 (40/225 points)
Burn 2,000 calories
Burn 500 calories
Burn 1,000 calories
Burn 5,000 calories
Burn 10,000 calories
Burn 15,000 Calories
Burn 25,000 Calories
Burn 40,000 Calories
Burn 50,000 calories
Burn 75,000 calories
Medals Earned: 4/15 (20/95 points)
Find a note.
Find a skull
Find a vase.
Find hammer
Find abstract painting
Find a flag.
Find boot.
Find Hapiness
Find Jewel
Find a Lance.
Find Roman coin
Find sad sheep dolly.
Find a spoon.
Simple stick.