Total Medals Earned: 8,683 (From 1,216 different games.) Total Medal Score: 142,280 Points
Medals Earned: 7/24 (45/500 points)
Completed level 1
Completed level 2
Completed level 3
Completed level 4
Completed level 5
Completed level 6
Completed level 7
Completed level 8
Completed level 9
Completed level 10
Completed level 11
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Completed level 13
Completed level 14
Completed level 15
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Completed level 18
Completed level 19
Completed level 20
Completed level 21
Completed level 22
Completed level 23
Completed level 24 and the whole game, you absolute madlad
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/285 points)
Finish the game somehow!
Poop yourself 20 times or less!
Poop yourself 10 times or less!
Dont poop yourself! *Dont expect to unlock this medal! *
Poop yourself 5 times or less!
Medals Earned: 20/20 (500/500 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/7 (20/205 points)
Find and reclaim the big graveyard
Kill 100 zombies
Win the game on any difficulty
Lose the game
Find all five endings (cumulative)
Kill 100,000 zombies (cumulative)
Win the game on Impossible difficulty
Medals Earned: 3/6 (85/215 points)
You're just getting started
Gotta go harder on the Captchas
You're finally halfway there
You finally beat ReCaptcha and played the true game
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/155 points)
Read through the entire manual.
Get more than 50 customers in one day.
Play for 50 (in-game) days
Buy all four properties.
Get a daily net result higher than $500.
Medals Earned: 9/9 (80/80 points)
You made it!
Getting closer!
You have almost won!
Time for the bonus round!
You won the game, yay! (You also just lost the game)
Medals Earned: 8/10 (175/280 points)
Kill smiley
Kill mustacho
Kill roger
Kill freak
Kill the shittalker
Kill The gothic punk
Kill louis
Kill calopsita
Beat the game
Medals Earned: 4/12 (45/455 points)
Return to the surface without a single item
Return to the surface with only a single rock
Return over 250 gold worth of items in a single dive
Dive to 500m and return with at least one item
Get chased by seven fish at once
Return 100 fish to the surface
Collect one of every type of item and fish
Return to the surface with 21 items in a single dive
Reach the bottom with any three upgrades disabled
Retrieve the treasure chest
Return to the surface with ONLY the treasure chest
Unlock all medals. Reward: golden hook
Medals Earned: 2/5 (10/75 points)
Play The Game
Purchase A Smile
Catch Your First Fish
Sell Out An Item In The Store
Buy The Ultra Smile